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Largest retailer – Blonde & Sardar Jokes

A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!

Why WALMART???

HELLOOOOOOOOO!

WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!

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Sardar ji says I love u to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor.

Girl Friend: What is this?

Sardarji: O ji, I’m falling in love!

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast

Even More Sardar Jokes

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.

U know y?

FORM say “FILL UP IN CAPITAL”

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A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.

Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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19 SARDARS WENT FOR AN ADULT FILM. ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18.

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A sardar ji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?

He said “SMILE PLEASE”

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

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Sardar gets ready, wears tie,coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar: “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”

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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.

WHY?

Because his doctor advised him “Todays dinner should be light”

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

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Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!

At 25flr:I’m unmarried!

At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20Rs back.!

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….

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What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

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Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says… Drink quickly……
Wife asks why…
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

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Sardar’s wish :when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-I m seeing how i look while sleeping.

More Sardar Jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: EVERY YEAR

Manager asked Sardar at an interview, Can you spell a word that has more
than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, “Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi.

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it’s one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.
Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn’t walk. Suddenly Sardar said loudly, “I found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes deaf.

When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Sardar went to a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board “WASH BASIN”

Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Sardar – Jokes

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the Computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it all right.

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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our Engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi Petrol se start hoti hai.

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Boss : Where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .