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Kingfisher – The Beer


After an international beer conference in London, all the world’s top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.

The Chairman of Budweiser says, “I’d like the most refreshing beer in the world, ‘The King Of Beers’: give me a Budweiser.”

The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .

The Chairman of Guiness says, “I’d like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness.”

The bartender serves him.

The Chairman of Carlsberg says, ” I would like the world’s best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg.”

He gets it.

Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, “Just give me a Coke.”

The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.

The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, “Hey Vijay, how come you aren’t drinking a Kingfisher?”

“Listen,” says Vijay Mallya, “If you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I”

2009 F1 in India?

He is often called the Richard Branson of Bangalore, he wears bracelets, earrings, sunglasses and dyes his hair and beard. He also has a genuine and longstanding love of motor racing, and that is why India’s most colorful billionaire investor, executive and entrepreneur Vijay Mallaya finalized a deal this month to buy the Spyker Formula One team for €88 million from the Dutch car company.

There is also been rumors that he would be teaming-up with Naren Karthikeyan

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The Teams logo would probably look like the one on Mallaya’s hat

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