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What is love? & what is Marriage?

A student asks a teacher, “What is love?”

The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn backto pick.”

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders….may be there is a bigger one later.

Then he saw another bigger one… but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.

So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, “…this is love… you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already miss the person….”*

*”What is marriage then?” the student asked.

The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, “this time you bring back a corn…. you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get…. this is marriage.”*

Even More Sardar Jokes

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.

U know y?

FORM say “FILL UP IN CAPITAL”

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A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.

Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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19 SARDARS WENT FOR AN ADULT FILM. ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18.

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A sardar ji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?

He said “SMILE PLEASE”

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

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Sardar gets ready, wears tie,coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar: “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”

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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.

WHY?

Because his doctor advised him “Todays dinner should be light”

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

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Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!

At 25flr:I’m unmarried!

At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20Rs back.!

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….

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What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

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Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says… Drink quickly……
Wife asks why…
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

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Sardar’s wish :when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-I m seeing how i look while sleeping.

Miscommunication

A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don’t have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.

So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.

About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.

Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don’t always come out the way you want them to……..

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An Italian girl

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!” The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” She asked.

“The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!”

“Oh, that” she said “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!”

More Sardar Jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: EVERY YEAR

Manager asked Sardar at an interview, Can you spell a word that has more
than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, “Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi.

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it’s one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.
Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn’t walk. Suddenly Sardar said loudly, “I found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes deaf.

When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Sardar went to a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board “WASH BASIN”

Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Before n After Marriage..it turns upside down

Before Marriage……..

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling…!

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After Marriage……..

Simply read again from bottom to top

Arrested for laughing!

This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several
months pregnant boarded a bus.

When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling
humiliated on Account of her condition. She changed her seat and he
seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he
burst out laughing…… She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he
acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing
she was pregnant.. She sat under an advertisement, which read:
‘ComingSoon: The Gold Dust Twins’.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement,
which read: ‘William’s Stick Did The Trick’.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she
sat under an advertisement, which read:
‘Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.’

The case was dismissed!

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