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Fortune Cookie

Three armed robbers eating at a Chinese Buffet came across three bins of fortune cookies labeled Cookie#1, Cookie#2, & Cookie#3

The sign said that 2 of the three cookies would be a ‘good’ fortune & 1 of the cookie’s fortune would be twice as good as the others. Each guy picked a different cookie.

The guy who got Cookie #1’s fortune said, “You will recieve 1000 tax free dollars at 5 PM tomorrow.”

The guy who got Cookie#2’s fortune said, “”You will recieve 1000 tax free dollars at 5 PM tomorrow.”

The guy who got Cookie#3’s fortune said,…. “Rob those two other guys at 5:01 PM tomorrow.”