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Birthdays

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday, And would probably have a present for me.

She didn’t even say Good Morning, Let alone any Happy Birthday. I thought, Well, that’s wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.

The children came in to breakfast and didn’t say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, Good morning boss, Happy Birthday!
So I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.

Then Janet knocked on my door and said, You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday,
let’s go to lunch, just you and me. I said, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go.

We went to lunch. We didn’t go where we normally go; We went out into the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, You know, it’s such a beautiful day. We don’t need to go back to the office, do we??

I said, No, I guess not. She said, Let’s go to my apartment. After arriving at her apartment she said, Boss, if you don’t mind, I think I’ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.

Sure, I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, In about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, Followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.

All were singing Happy Birthday And there on the couch I sat… Naked.

Boss Kidnapped …

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around.
Some are in loud discussions during office time…..

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and inquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss” They’re asking for $10 Million ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We’re going from desk to desk,  taking collection.”

One Trainee asks, “How much   is everyone   giving  on an average?

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“About 1 litre.”

Asking for a pay rise

One day an employee emails his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.

I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon

Your$ $incerely
Norman $oh
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And this is the response he gets.
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Dear NOrman

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet

NOw the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean

Yours truly
Manager