Distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”

Distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”

Medical Distinctions

We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below…

GUTS – is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You’re next.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Poetic Resignations

The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig

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The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don’t know if I should stay.

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To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say

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My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don’t know if I should stay.

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The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age

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This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.

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The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate

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Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don’t know if I should stay!

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The managers don’t know what they talk
The team doesn’t know where they walk

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That’s a bad situation, what say?
I don’t know if I should stay.

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I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace

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I can’t keep switching day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.

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The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess

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No more will I walk their way,
It’s all done, I won’t stay.

Weird Facts…

? In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50
minutes!

? There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!

? The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!

? The names of Popeye’s four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye and Poopeye!

? A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!

? A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!

? Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!

? No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!

? Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

? If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one
trillion!

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