Most Strangest Airport Names

Batman Airport, Turkey

Useless Loop Airport, Australia

Mafia Airport, Tanzania

Moron Airport, Mongolia

Ogle Airport, Guyana

Brest Airport, France

Eek Airport, US

Black Tickle Airport, Canada

Pickle Lake Airport, Canada

Raspberry Strait Airport, US

Airports that may offend

Old Crow Airport, Canada

Fukui Airport, Japan

Gaylord Airport, US

Pratt Airport, US

Shafter Airport, US

Dang Airport, Nepal

Ponce Airport, Puerto Rico

Fort Dix Airport, US

Tsili Tsili Airport, Papua New Guinea

Fak Fak Airport, US

Airports you may prefer not to fly to

Red Devil Airport, US

Asbestos Hill Airport, Canada

Deception Airport, Canada

Bloodvein Airport, Canada

Slave Lake Airport, Canada

Broken Hill Airport, Australia

Rifle Airport, US

Deadhorse Airport, US

Danger Bay Airport, US

Colon Airport, Panama

Strange sounding airports

Woodie Woodie Airport, Australia

Wee Waa Airport, Australia

Wagga Wagga Airport, Australia

Wuhu Airport, China

Gorom-Gorom Airport, Burkina Faso

Xingning Airport, China

Puka Puka Airport

Kar Kar Airport, Papua New Guinea

Muko-Muko Airport, Indonesia

Flin Flon Airport, Canada

Iam a Father!

I am a Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father.”

The little boy replied, “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that. ”

The priest looked up from his book and answered “I am the Father of many.”

The boy said, “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way.. ”

The priest, getting impatient, said, “I am the Father of hundreds” and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
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“Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.”

God could be funny too!

A man was praying to god.

He said, “God?”

God responded, “Yes?”

And the Guy said, “Can I ask a question?”

“Go right ahead”, God said.

“God, what is a million years to you?”

God said, “A million years to me is only a second.”

The man wondered.

Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”

God said, “A million dollars to me is a penny.”

So the man said, “God can I have a penny?”

And God cheerfully said,

“Sure!…….just a second.”

Boss Kidnapped …

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around.
Some are in loud discussions during office time…..

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and inquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss” They’re asking for $10 Million ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We’re going from desk to desk,  taking collection.”

One Trainee asks, “How much   is everyone   giving  on an average?

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“About 1 litre.”

Talking Frog

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,

“Pick me up.”

He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,

“Pick me up.” He looked in the water and there, floating on the top was a frog.

The man said, “Are you talking to me?”

The frog said, “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up.

Then, kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have
ever seen.

I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride.”

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, “What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said?

I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.”

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

“Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”

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