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	<title>Fwdemails.com</title>
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	<description>A collection of forwarded emails</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:26:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Do You Hate Your Job?</title>
		<link>http://fwdemails.com/2008/08/18/do-you-hate-your-job/</link>
		<comments>http://fwdemails.com/2008/08/18/do-you-hate-your-job/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
		
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When you have an &#8220;I Hate My Job&#8221; day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home :
Lock your doors
Draw the curtains
Disconnect the phone so you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comparing Sizes - Planets/Stars</title>
		<link>http://fwdemails.com/2008/08/04/comparing-sizes-planetsstars/</link>
		<comments>http://fwdemails.com/2008/08/04/comparing-sizes-planetsstars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>desiguy</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>6weeks, 6months, 6years. . .</title>
		<link>http://fwdemails.com/2008/08/03/6-weeks-6-months-6-years/</link>
		<comments>http://fwdemails.com/2008/08/03/6-weeks-6-months-6-years/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:18:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
		
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Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn&#8217;t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
********
Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I&#8217;m home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
********
Gifts:
6 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 20 Never Answered Questions!</title>
		<link>http://fwdemails.com/2008/07/25/top-20-never-answered-questions/</link>
		<comments>http://fwdemails.com/2008/07/25/top-20-never-answered-questions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
		
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 1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on &#8220;insufficient funds&#8221; when they know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bacardi Cocktail Recipes</title>
		<link>http://fwdemails.com/2008/07/17/bacardi-cocktail-recipes/</link>
		<comments>http://fwdemails.com/2008/07/17/bacardi-cocktail-recipes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>An Impossible Pic!</title>
		<link>http://fwdemails.com/2008/07/02/an-impossible-pic/</link>
		<comments>http://fwdemails.com/2008/07/02/an-impossible-pic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Why do men wear ear rings?</title>
		<link>http://fwdemails.com/2008/06/19/why-do-men-wear-ear-rings/</link>
		<comments>http://fwdemails.com/2008/06/19/why-do-men-wear-ear-rings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
		
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I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in &#8220;fashion sense.&#8221;
The man walks up to him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shopping For Monkey</title>
		<link>http://fwdemails.com/2008/04/17/shopping-for-monkey/</link>
		<comments>http://fwdemails.com/2008/04/17/shopping-for-monkey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
		
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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey.
The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey on the left cost $ 500.00,
Why does that one cost so much? asked the shopper.
The owner says well the monkey knows how to use a computer.
The man then asks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kissing a woman</title>
		<link>http://fwdemails.com/2008/04/15/kissing-a-woman/</link>
		<comments>http://fwdemails.com/2008/04/15/kissing-a-woman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
		
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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is Love
CHEEK is Heroism
NECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.

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		<title>Kobe Bryant Jumps over an accelerating Aston Martin DB9</title>
		<link>http://fwdemails.com/2008/04/12/kobe-bryant-jumps-over-an-accelerating-aston-martin-db9/</link>
		<comments>http://fwdemails.com/2008/04/12/kobe-bryant-jumps-over-an-accelerating-aston-martin-db9/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
		
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