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Get the Answers…

1. Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out.

1) Get a brown, cardboard box.
2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints.
3) Paint the box orange.
4) Paint on purple spots.
5) Paint on turquoise stripes.
7) Turn it upside down.
8) Lie on your side.

What is missing from this sequence?

2. What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat?

3. In a country, there are over 100 streets. Street 1 is named First Street, street 2 is named Second Street, and so on and so forth.

A traveller decides to walk through all these streets in the country. He could find all the streets except Street 62. No matter how hard he tried, he could not find it.

He later found that the locals had given the street another name.

What is the name?

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1.  Step 6 is missing.

2. CHICAGO

3/7 of Chicken is Chi

2/3 of Cat is Ca

2/4 of Goat is Go

3. Minute street. Sixty Second street = minute street

Iam a Father!

I am a Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father.”

The little boy replied, “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that. ”

The priest looked up from his book and answered “I am the Father of many.”

The boy said, “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way.. ”

The priest, getting impatient, said, “I am the Father of hundreds” and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
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“Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.”

God could be funny too!

A man was praying to god.

He said, “God?”

God responded, “Yes?”

And the Guy said, “Can I ask a question?”

“Go right ahead”, God said.

“God, what is a million years to you?”

God said, “A million years to me is only a second.”

The man wondered.

Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”

God said, “A million dollars to me is a penny.”

So the man said, “God can I have a penny?”

And God cheerfully said,

“Sure!…….just a second.”

Boss Kidnapped …

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around.
Some are in loud discussions during office time…..

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and inquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss” They’re asking for $10 Million ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We’re going from desk to desk,  taking collection.”

One Trainee asks, “How much   is everyone   giving  on an average?

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“About 1 litre.”

Talking Frog

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,

“Pick me up.”

He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,

“Pick me up.” He looked in the water and there, floating on the top was a frog.

The man said, “Are you talking to me?”

The frog said, “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up.

Then, kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have
ever seen.

I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride.”

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, “What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said?

I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.”

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

“Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”

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