Posted in funny on Nov 9th, 2008 2 Comments »
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
Posted in funny on Nov 7th, 2008 No Comments »
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the [...]
Posted in funny on Oct 29th, 2008 1 Comment »
Posted in Automotive, funny on Oct 26th, 2008 No Comments »
* C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles.
* C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong.
* Java is a family station wagon. It’s easy to drive, [...]
Posted in funny on Oct 17th, 2008 1 Comment »
