A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!!!”
All of the students in the library started staring at the guy. He was very embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him,
“I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. Let me guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”
The guy responded with a loud voice, “200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?! THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
…and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy leaned over and whispered, “I study Management, and I know how to screw people..”
I had a sparrow as a pet but it flew away one day…
Then I had a squirrel but it ran away too..
Then…I planted a tree and they both came back….😊
– Dr APJ Abdul Kalam
One day I got chips and gave it to my friends they took and ran away
One day I got Chakli and gave it to my friends they took and ran away
Then I got ALCOHOL they all came back with chips and chakli – Vijay mallya 😂😂
Mr. Smith goes to the doctor’s office to collect his wife’s test results.
The lab tech tells him, “I’m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife’s. Frankly, that news is either bad or terrible.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer’s disease and the other for herpes. We can’t tell which one is your wife.”
“That’s terrible! Can we do the test over?” asked Mr. Smith.
“Normally, yes. But you have an HMO, and they won’t pay for these expensive tests more than once.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?” he asked.
“The HMO recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don’t sleep with her.”
I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries.
The girl behind the counter said “would you like some fries with that?”
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted…. ‘Look at that dead bird!’
Someone looked up at the sky and said…’where? ‘