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What should you wear??

A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

“Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper” the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice.
“Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.”

Confused, the man went to his Priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. “Let me tell you a story,” replied the Priest.

“A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. ‘Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.’

But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice.

Wear your most s$#y negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.”

The man protested: “What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?!”



“Simple”, replied the Priest…
“It doesn’t matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!”

Most Recalled Vehicles of 2007

1)2007 Volkswagen New Beetle – 1,002,000 unitsvw.jpg

2)2007 Toyota Sequoia – 533,124 units


3)2007 Jeep Liberty – 149,605 units


4)2007 Nissan Altima – 140,582 units


5)2007 Hyundai Tucson – 128,300 units


6)2007 Dodge Nitro, Jeep Wrangler – 80,894 units


7)2007 Suzuki Forenza, Reno – 75,697 units


8)2007 Volkswagen Passat, Passat Wagon – 58,800 units


9)2007 Chrysler Sebring – 50,665 units


10)2007 Infiniti G35 Coupe – 23,934 units


Complete Article

Fwd: Newton Laws

1st Law
A Desi will continue to stay in the United States of America due to the inertia of the Green Card until and unless an external force called Deportation is applied.

2nd Law
The force of deportation id defined by F = ma;

Where m = Amount Of Money Desi earned/saved in USA.

a = dm/dt, the rate at which Desi saved money.

(This is contrary to the common belief that Desi will return back after
making lot of money)

3rd Law

For each and every Desi that goes back to Desh for a temporary visit, a
Desi of the opposite sex will come to USA on a permanent visit.

Fwd: Computer Gender?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French,
unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as
masculine or feminine.

“House,” in French, is feminine–“la maison.” “Pencil,” in French, is
masculine–“le crayon.”

One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?”

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn’t in her French
So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough,
gender, and asked them to decide whether “computer” should be a
masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their

The men’s group decided that computers should definitely be of the
feminine gender (“la computer”), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be
(“le computer”), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you’d waited
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Microsoft………………………..The heart of our life

You might have come across many articles regarding the usage of Microsoft products. Did you ever imagine that you can’t create a folder in Microsoft Windows.

Try to create a FOLDER anywhere on your computer which can be named as “CON”.

This is something pretty cool…and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why this happened!


Try To rename the New Folder as CON or con It will not Accept

Ways of thinking

Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down at some place.

After the couple got down at some place, the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and Crushed the bus to crumbs.

Everybody on board was killed. The couple upon seeing that, said, “We wish we were on that bus” Why do u think they said that?





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——————- Answer !!!! ——————-
If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to
get down, the resulting time delay could have been avoided and the
rock would have fallen after the bus had passed ..!!!

Always-think positive in life and look for opportunities when
u can help others.

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