A Desi will continue to stay in the United States of America due to the inertia of the Green Card until and unless an external force called Deportation is applied.
The force of deportation id defined by F = ma;
Where m = Amount Of Money Desi earned/saved in USA.
a = dm/dt, the rate at which Desi saved money.
(This is contrary to the common belief that Desi will return back after
making lot of money)
For each and every Desi that goes back to Desh for a temporary visit, a
Desi of the opposite sex will come to USA on a permanent visit.
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French,
unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as
masculine or feminine.
“House,” in French, is feminine–“la maison.” “Pencil,” in French, is
One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?”
The teacher did not know, and the word wasn’t in her French
So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough,
gender, and asked them to decide whether “computer” should be a
masculine or feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their
The men’s group decided that computers should definitely be of the
feminine gender (“la computer”), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your pay check on accessories for it.
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be
(“le computer”), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you’d waited
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down at some place.
After the couple got down at some place, the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and Crushed the bus to crumbs.
Everybody on board was killed. The couple upon seeing that, said, “We wish we were on that bus” Why do u think they said that?
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——————- Answer !!!! ——————-
If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to
get down, the resulting time delay could have been avoided and the
rock would have fallen after the bus had passed ..!!!
Always-think positive in life and look for opportunities when
u can help others.