Use a clean dustpan to fill a container that doesn’t fit in the sink
Place a rubber band around an open paint can to wipe your brush on, and keep paint off the side of the can
Use a staple remover to save your fingernails when trying to add things to your key ring!
Put wooden spoon across boiling pot of water to keep from boiling over.
Use bread clips to save flip-flops with split holes.
How to put shoes in the dryer
Use sunglasses or a small convex mirror to avoid people sneaking up on you while wearing headphones at work
How to keep the straw from rising out of your soda can
Use a microfiber cloth to prevent frost from forming on the windshield.
Use a Comb to Keep a Nail Steady for Hammering
Use a post it note to catch drilling debris.
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
and a Squirrel.
If they compete, who do you think would get the Banana first?
So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Giraffe = you’re unrealistic.
Lion = you’re not honest.
Chimpanzee = you’re a complete moron.
Squirrel = you’re hopeless.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN’T HAVE BANANAS.
I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries.
The girl behind the counter said “would you like some fries with that?”
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted…. ‘Look at that dead bird!’
Someone looked up at the sky and said…’where? ‘
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it…’
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.’
The next day someone stole it!