Have you ever been screwed?

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach with no legs.

Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said “Have you ever had a hug?”

The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, “Have you ever had a kiss?”

The man said, “No,” so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, “‘Ave ya ever been screwed, laddie?”

The man broke into a big smile and said, “No”.

She said, “Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in.”

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