Swimming Blonde

There are three women stranded on an island.

One is brunette, one’s a redhead, and the other one is a blonde.

There is land in sight. “I have an idea!” the redhead says.

“We can swim there!”

So the redhead jumps into the water, swims 1/4 of the way, and drowns.

The brunette says, “I’m a better swimmer. I can get there.”

She manages to swim 1/3 of the way and she drowns.

The blonde dives into the water, swims 1/2 of the way, and looks around.

“I’m pretty tired.” she says. “I’m gonna swim back.”

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