Blonde’s Year in Review

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

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February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..

Helllloooo!!!…..bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!

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March – Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….box said “2-4 years!”

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April – Trapped on escalator for hours….. power went out!!!

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May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions…. 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

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June – Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

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July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

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August – Got locked out of my car in rainstorm…..car swamped because soft-top was open.

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September – The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???

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October – Hate M &M’s…..they are so hard to peel.

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November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.

Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

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December – Couldn’t call 911….”duh”…….. there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

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