Why do men wear ear rings?

I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.”

The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.”

“Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring, “he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So, how long have you been wearing one?”

“Ever since my wife found it in my car.”

4 thoughts on “Why do men wear ear rings?

  1. Shiela White

    Men wear earrings because they want to be girls. What’s next? Dresses? This is a total turn off.

  2. Bob

    Any man who wears and ear ring is a fag, homo,queer. Or they are a fag one a bee.
    I hate ear rings on a man. It makes me want to beat the shit out of something.
    Ear rings are for women only.
    Fashion statement my ass. You wear an ear ring. You are saying I am a fag. I do all the things fags do.
    I hate, fags, queers, gays. I would like to see them all dead.
    On Judgement days: All fag,queers, gays, homo’s are going into the pit of flames.

  3. Jerry Russo

    Last time I heard this story the man’s wife found a pair of women’s panties in his car.

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