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Archive for April, 2008

Shopping For Monkey

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey.
The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey on the left cost $ 500.00,
Why does that one cost so much? asked the shopper.
The owner says well the monkey knows how to use a computer.
The man then asks [...]

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Kissing a woman

Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is Love
CHEEK is Heroism
NECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.
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Divorced Barbie

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present.
He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, “How much is that new Barbie in the window?”
The Manager replied, “Which one? We have
‘Barbie goes [...]

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