Posted in funny on Dec 27th, 2007 2 Comments »
Difference between men and women
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 [...]
Posted in Automotive, Informative on Dec 24th, 2007 No Comments »
Posted in Jokes on Dec 24th, 2007 No Comments »
” Laughter is an instant vacation”
–Merlin Berke
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give you a job. I don’t need much help.
Job Applicant: That’s all [...]
Posted in funny on Dec 18th, 2007 No Comments »
Posted in funny on Dec 18th, 2007 1 Comment »
On walking into the company, the CEO noticed a young guy leaning Against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, “How much do you earn?”
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, “I earn $2 000.00 a [...]
