Posted in Informative on Aug 28th, 2007 No Comments »
21 Wise Sayings1. The best way to get even is to forget…
2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts…
4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight…
5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth…
6. Unless you can [...]
Posted in Jokes, Video on Aug 24th, 2007 No Comments »
Posted in Jokes on Aug 24th, 2007 No Comments »
A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
“Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper” the accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice.
“Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit [...]
Posted in Jokes on Aug 22nd, 2007 No Comments »
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another [...]
Posted in Games on Aug 19th, 2007 No Comments »
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