A young man went to his grandfather’s place to stay for the weekend.
He was sitting down to lunch when he noticed that the spoons and forks were
encrusted in a thin filmy substance.
He asked his grandfather,”Are you sure you washed it properly?”
“As clean as cold water can get it” was the reply.
So the young man shrugged and started eating.
The next day at breakfast he noticed that the plates were dirty and grimy.
It also smelled a bit like dog.
Are you sure you washed it properly?”
“Clean as cold water can get it” was the reply again.
The man, a bit suspicious for his health, looked at his grandfather, than at
his plate and started eating.
As he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog jumped out in front of him, growled
and generally blocked him from going forward.
“Cold water, leave the poor boy alone!” shouted the old man
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Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me. I was coming home from shopping, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
Iam really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.
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If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane - and let’s be honest, we’ve all been there…… we’ve all had a jerk beside us on the plane that we wish we could shut-up…
well here’s how to do it… [make sure to hit the link last]
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case
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2. Remove your laptop
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3. Boot it up
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4. Make sure the guy who won’t leave you alone can see the screen
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5. Open this message
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6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky
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7. Then hit this link: Here
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